OH JESUS

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/25/2015 at 11:21 • Filed to: fuck the spiders, caps lock was warranted situations

SO I WAS LAYING IN BED WHEN I NOTICE A LITTLE THREAD HANGING LOOSE ON MY PILLOW CASE. I TRY PUSHING IT AWAY AND IT GOES AWAY FRANTICALLY, UNLIKE A THREAD. I LIFT MY HEAD AND TAKE A LOOK. THE BIGEST FUCKING SPIDER IVE EVER SEEN WAS INCHES FROM MY HEAD.

NO I HAVENT STOPPED SWEATING.

DISCUSSION (49)

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:25

File this under: Caps Lock was warranted situations

HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:26

Surprise bed spiders should be a scifi movie.

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:26

Kinja'd!!!

SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:26

Kinja'd!!!

There is only one solution

$kaycog > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:26

Kinja'd!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:27

Do you want me to help burn down your house?

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/25/2015 at 11:28

ITS A CONCRETE DORMITORY, SO YES.

TheHondaBro > EL_ULY
05/25/2015 at 11:28

NOPENOPNENOPENOENOEPNOPENOENOPENOPENOEPNOPE

SaveTheIntegras > $kaycog
05/25/2015 at 11:28

this gif is amazing...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:30

Calm down with the caps lock and I’ll be right over.... Wait. Where do you live?

$kaycog > SaveTheIntegras
05/25/2015 at 11:30

I really like it.

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/25/2015 at 11:31

IM IN OREGON.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:32

I’ll raise you spider horror stories: I wake up in the middle of the night because by face is itchy, brush my face but something feels wrong, so I wake up fully and turn on my lamp and look at my hand, and lo and behold, I see a rolled up spider. Cold sweats ensue.

CTSenVy > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:32

Kinja'd!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:33

City?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > $kaycog
05/25/2015 at 11:35

Has to be one of my top 10 gifs.

TheHondaBro > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
05/25/2015 at 11:35

On a scale from one to ten, how much did you nope?

TheHondaBro > CTSenVy
05/25/2015 at 11:35

Good thing is my roommate will go with it.

$kaycog > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/25/2015 at 11:37

Me too.

CTSenVy > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:38

I remember my college room mate. He snored like a chainsaw trying to chew thru concrete....

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:38

Kinja'd!!!

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:38

Scream and burn everything. That is all the options that you have left to do.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
05/25/2015 at 11:40

Kinja'd!!!

Echo51 > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:40

I did this once. Swatted away what i thought was a fly next to my head on the pillow. It was a spider.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:42

Question that is left unanswered: How did you brutally murder this said spider?

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
05/25/2015 at 11:43

I found it on the wall and smashed it with my shoe. That’ll teach that fucker to mess with me.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:44

That’s nice.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:52

Yeah. That’ll be about 6 hours.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:00

Biggest spider, you say?

May I present to you the Australian clock spider (not its actual name, but holy fuck!):

Kinja'd!!!

TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3
05/25/2015 at 12:02

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:16

Kinja'd!!!

TheHondaBro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/25/2015 at 12:20

NOPE NOPE

Dusty Ventures > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/25/2015 at 12:20

Suddenly I no longer have to poop

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:22

Wheelerguy > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:25

Corral it to a wall, then get spray-glue. Spray, spray, sprayspraysprayspray until there’s nothing left in the can, then let set. And then WHACK THAT SPIDAH WITH A SLEDGEHAMMAH!!!

Kinja'd!!!

No, really. Mike Fahey used spray-glue (finished off with a game squish) for that job.

Buy 2 crates of the strongest spray-glue you can find, but if not, here’s a recipe for homemade napalm .

TheHondaBro > Wheelerguy
05/25/2015 at 12:28

I already killed it. Fun fact: when I was little there was a spider on my window sill and I glue’d it to death.

Wheelerguy > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:34

Well, that’s not gonna be enough now. Use glue, then go full Triple H.

Kinja'd!!!

But to be sure, make napalm. NOW. The sticky kind, the kind that can be used as sealant.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:34

How fucking great! So am I, and am still laying in bed! Now I feel spiders all over me!

TheHondaBro > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
05/25/2015 at 12:39

We got some pretty crazy spiders, no?

Tekamul > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:50

She was just trying to visit her kids, living in your ear

TheHondaBro > Tekamul
05/25/2015 at 12:51

YOU SHUT IT!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:52

No kidding. And so many different kinds! A big black one with a white spot on his back came scampering onto the bathroom counter yesterday. I smushed him and spent the next hour on the internet getting creeped out trying to figure out what he was and if was poisonous. No luck.

TheHondaBro > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
05/25/2015 at 12:54

Could it have been a white-spotted jumping spider?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 12:57

Maybe. It looked a lot like that but it wasn’t hairy at all. Maybe he just went through chemo and radiation?